December 30th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
The Bowdlerization news out of Florida is some real Mickey Mouse #pornocalypse bullshit:
Word comes to us that, in a new holiday stage show at Disney World that features Mickey and Minnie Mouse singing the Christmas Carol “Deck The Halls“, the gay apparel we all know and love has been taken out and shot by Disney’s songwriting prudes. The new line, and I am not making this up, is “don we now our cozy sweaters.” As John Russel, writing for LGBTQ Nation, somewhat drily notes:
The omission of the word “gay” from the traditional song is, of course, notable given the context in which the show is being performed. Florida, where Walt Disney World is located, has been at the forefront of a wave of anti-LGBTQ+ legislation sweeping state houses across the country. Last year, Republican governor Ron DeSantis signed into law the “Parental Rights in Education Act.” Commonly known as the “Don’t Say Gay” law, it originally banned classroom discussions of sexuality and gender identity at certain grade levels but was expanded this year to cover all grades.
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December 29th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
At first glance, this pic looks a bit like one of those depressing “wallet porn” photos from the first half of the 20th century. You know, the ones that featured grim-looking sex workers posing rigidly in a depressing brothel room.
However, the only thing this photo has in common with that genre is that the woman pictured is indeed a sex worker. This is photographer and sex worker Alizée Romy, in an untitled 2017 photo that appeared in her book Furie.
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December 28th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
I saw this uncredited meme on Mastodon, my corner of which is richly appointed with trans women, furries, pet play enthusiasts, and human puppies of every description. I don’t know if this is funny outside that specific social media feed context, but when I saw it there, I melted down with helpless breathless laughter:
The dialog above and below the artwork of an anime-style wagging puppy girl reads “My son turned out fine” followed by the response “Ma’am, your daughter is clicker trained.”
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December 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Today’s moment of joy:
The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the plot device where a man tried to convince his fiancée that BDSM doesn’t really exist, it’s just something that kinky romance novelists invented to sell books.”
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December 25th, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Generally speaking, Molly and Maria enjoy sharing Master M’s house and his kinky life. But the annual photoshoot for his Christmas letter is typically something of a trial. What he insists on calling the “reindeer bitchsuits” always come out of storage at the same time as the lights and ornaments, and he refuses to consider anybody’s warmth or comfort when it’s time to “make some art”:
Art is by DontFapGirl.
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December 23rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
This Christmas card to everyone’s favorite underappreciated sex workers appeared in the December 1972 issue of Playboy:
The poem, credited to Judith Wax, reads:
To A “Masseuse”
Season’s greetings, dearest heart,
They’ve been slandering your art.
You who serve our nerve and muscle —
Who days say you stoop to hustle?
What an outrage… what a snub.
You’re just too handy — there’s the rub!
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December 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus
Many years ago, and again last year, I published artwork illustrating the myth of the conception of Perseus, during which process Danae was in close confinement but nonetheless got impregnated when Zeus rained himself, or an important part of himself, down upon her as a shower of gold coins. I must not be the only person to have wondered about the extent to which Zeus’s golden shower of jizzcoin has been conflated in modernity (or before) with golden showers as a urolagniac euphemism. This related artwork from the May 1968 issue of Adam magazine does not help to main the conceptual distinction, portraying as it does a golden Zeus-shower blasting from the tip of an ornate helmet-headed phallic column:
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