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December 27th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Moment Of Joy #2

Today’s moment of joy:

The most joyous thing I’ve seen today is the plot device where a man tried to convince his fiancĂ©e that BDSM doesn’t really exist, it’s just something that kinky romance novelists invented to sell books.”

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December 25th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

His Reindeer Girls

Generally speaking, Molly and Maria enjoy sharing Master M’s house and his kinky life. But the annual photoshoot for his Christmas letter is typically something of a trial. What he insists on calling the “reindeer bitchsuits” always come out of storage at the same time as the lights and ornaments, and he refuses to consider anybody’s warmth or comfort when it’s time to “make some art”:

two reindeer girls pulling a sled through the snow while each wearing a bitchsuit and antlers

Art is by DontFapGirl.

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December 23rd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

No Such Thing As Too Handy

This Christmas card to everyone’s favorite underappreciated sex workers appeared in the December 1972 issue of Playboy:

poem in appreciation of massage parlor handjobs

The poem, credited to Judith Wax, reads:

To A “Masseuse”

Season’s greetings, dearest heart,
They’ve been slandering your art.
You who serve our nerve and muscle —
Who days say you stoop to hustle?
What an outrage… what a snub.
You’re just too handy — there’s the rub!

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December 22nd, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Another Shower Of Gold

Many years ago, and again last year, I published artwork illustrating the myth of the conception of Perseus, during which process Danae was in close confinement but nonetheless got impregnated when Zeus rained himself, or an important part of himself, down upon her as a shower of gold coins. I must not be the only person to have wondered about the extent to which Zeus’s golden shower of jizzcoin has been conflated in modernity (or before) with golden showers as a urolagniac euphemism. This related artwork from the May 1968 issue of Adam magazine does not help to main the conceptual distinction, portraying as it does a golden Zeus-shower blasting from the tip of an ornate helmet-headed phallic column:

here comes Zeus

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December 20th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Krampus Is In The House!

femdom Krampus with a dangling strap-on dildo menaces two naked submissives with a bundle of switches

It’s that time of year again, kinky people! Kink.com has just rolled out one of their big sales for the Christmas holidays, and evil Krampus has come to visit. Are you ready for him?

kink.com discount sale pricing

Discounts are up to 60% off for both Kink Premium and KinkMen. If you’ve been both naughty and nice all year, you deserve to join and get yourself a Kink subscription. You know you do!

Image at the top of the post is from Krampus Night 2019.

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December 18th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

Monster Fucker Monday #1

The sign said “Don’t go into the swamp.” There was a good reason it said that, too:

three feirce swamp creature monsters are enjoying the voluptuous charms of Aileeen

Artist is ArcturusX1, whose art is easy to find in many places but who seems not to have a current web presence under that name. This particular artwork seems to be part of a sequence titled Aileen’s World.

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December 16th, 2023 -- by Bacchus

The View From Up Here Is Amazing!

“Let’s go for a quick hike,” he said. “It’ll be fun, and very scenic,” he said. And he was right! The one very quick and unfortunate encounter with the pants-and-panties bandit hardly even put a damper on the day:

three pretty female hikers walking in the sunshine down a dry mountain road toward a glacial lake beneath a snowy mountainside; the ladies are wearing warm coats and walking shoes but no pants or panties of any kind

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