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December 10th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Surprised Lesbians

What happens when a sexy leather-clad biker dude bursts into the room where a pair of lesbians are trying to enjoy some good old-fashioned sixty-nine? Well, it could go a number of different ways, but these photos come from a vintage 1970s cishet male-gaze porn magazine, so the fellow does not sit respectfully in the room’s cuck chair and watch them tenderly bring each other to orgasm:

shocked lesbians react to a man bursting into their room where they are eating each others pussy sixty nine style

The magazine in question is Erotica #2, but scans I have are image-only and don’t include any masthead info that might give me the publishing location or year. The look and feel is pure Danish euro-porn, Color Climax style.

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December 8th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

He’s Trawling For MILFs

 
December 6th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Call It “Trucker Fuckers”

 
December 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

“Cute Kindle Cases” Syndrome

It feels like a very long time ago indeed that I wrote about discreet porn for women who have “bejazzled leatherette Hello Kitty e-reader covers”. In that same post I also wrote:

“Oh my god you filthy wonderful dirty wenches. Men, you have NO idea what is on the Kindles around you. NONE. You are clueless. That is all.”

The march of time since I wrote those words may have raised our awareness levels about smutty ebooks and the women who love them, but apparently the correlation between ebook porn and cutely-decorated Kindle covers still obtains. Mia recounts her observations while shoulder-surfing her friend’s reading material on a metropolitan subway:

The bitches with cute Kindle cases got to be the horniest motherfuckers I’ve ever seen! Oh my fucking god!

I’m sitting next to my bitch on the Metro, she’s like my fucking best friend. She’s got this cute little bunny rabbit cover, like whatever the fuck. I look down and it’s like “He fucks me raw from every angle, every hole was filled, he made a fourth hole by pressing my tits together…”

I’m like “Bro, this cannot be legal!”

No change in her facial expression…

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December 3rd, 2024 -- by Bacchus

LEG0 Butt Plug

Did you think that merely stepping on a LEG0 brick was painful? The LEG0 Buttplug may safely be presumed to take that experience to a whole other level:

LEG0 butt plug

As the saying goes, prepare your anus!

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December 1st, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Forget Prince Albert

Maybe a few of you are old enough to remember the old telephone gag where some wag would call up a tobacco shop and ask “Do you have Prince Albert in a can?” (Prince Albert was a popular brand of pipe tobacco; my father smoked it.) Upon an affirmative answer, the caller would shout “Well, let him out, he’s suffocating!” and hang up. Hardy har har.

Well, this is the 21st century. Forget Prince Albert, the new question is “Do you have beaver in a can?”

canned beaver dog food product

I don’t have an actual joke for this. But, think of the convenience!

Image is from an actual advertisement for an actual product.

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November 30th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

“Sir, The Menu? Remember?”

I like the conceit of a pictorial brothel lineup — it’s efficient! But I think the lady in charge of presenting the “menu” is cheating:

busty woman presents a placard with photos of other busty women, offering it as a menu

From the 1960 Adam Annual magazine. There’s an artist signature lower left, but I can’t make sense of it.

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