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September 18th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Throwing A Big Dick

What happens when you turn topless porn stars Summer Brielle and Destiny Dixon loose in a pottery studio with a lot of wet clay? Of course they’re going to try and make a huge ceramic dildo:

topless porn stars throwing clay on a pottery wheel

From a 2013 Brazzers shoot called Big Tits At School that’s also available on the 2014 Brazzers After School Special DVD.

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September 15th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Well-Escorted Dancer

The slinky topless babe could be a nightclub dancer anywhere in the 20th-century world, but according to the March 1962 issue of Fury magazine, this one with her two accompanying shirtless male burlesque performers was in the cosmopolitan city of Beirut:

topless dancer with two male escorts

Clearly the man who thought he was Lebanon’s first male stripper back in 2010 was insufficiently informed about his own country’s rich cultural history!

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September 13th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Have You Tried The “Bottom Diet”?

Your Boy Joey has a weight-loss tip you may not have tried yet:

Transcript:

I was thinking about something today, and the simple fact is that I’ve lost almost 35 pounds.

One of the ways that I’ve done that is simply by wearing a butt plug for four to eight hours a day. I think my body interprets that as, like, poop. And the next thing you know, I don’t want that extra chicken parm sandwich.

There you go. It’s the actual bottom diet.

Since ErosBlog is a body-positive sex blog, you won’t find much talk of diets or body size here. But for this “diet” tip, I was willing to make an exception.

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September 10th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Vintage Potato Girl: Not Miss Idaho, But Real!

For at least a dozen years, and probably for a lot longer, versions of this potato-inundated beauty have been circulating around the internet. The captions often suggest that she’s naked under the potatoes, and they usually insist that she’s Miss Idaho 1935 or “Miss Idaho Potato” from the same year. (Amusingly, on Russian-language viral-photo sites the captions typically suggest instead that this is Byelorussian porn.)

meme version of woman buried in potatoes photo

I’ve never looked twice at this photo until a skeptical friend asked me about it tonight. As captioned, it struck me as pure bullshit, either photoshopped or taken badly-out-of-context. But once challenged, you know how I simply must look into these things.

Unsurprisingly, the woman is not “Miss Idaho” anything. And she’s not at all naked under all those spuds. But to my very great surprise, she was indeed photographed in 1935, in California. Her name is Dorothy Sommers, and there’s at least one more photograph of her potato-modelling appearance. But I’m getting ahead of myself.

Debunking the Miss Idaho memes wasn’t very hard. This photo has been discussed dozens of times on Reddit, and circulated so widely that numerous sources have been moved to point out that Idaho wasn’t really known for potatoes in 1935. And she’s manifestly not naked, either. In the best version of the photo I can find, you can see a line of printed fabric across the upper curve of her breasts:

enhanced detail showing gunny sack dress

But what is that curious garment? Allow me to introduce you to the famous burlap gunny sack dress, perhaps most famously modelled by Marilyn Monroe after someone may or may not have snarked that she’d look good even if she wore nothing but a potato sack:

marilyn monroe gunny sack dress

I strongly suspect our potato-meme woman is wearing a similar but less-fashionably-altered garment, or is swathed in actual burlap sacks with potato-farm branding on them.

But where was she photographed? The answer comes from the digital archives of the City Of San Diego, which has a second photo of the same scene:

Dorothy Sommers in potatoes on Idaho Day at the 1945 California Pacific Exhibition

The San Diego archives date their photo to 1935, and offer this caption:

Dorothy Sommers laying amongst potatoes at The California Pacific International Exposition held in May – November 1935 and February – September 1936.

On Facebook, which I shan’t link, Justine Clark of the San Diego History Center offered the additional detail that the Expo had an “Idaho Day” event during which these photos were taken.

Confirming my gunny sack dress theory, the San Diego Archives photo shows a glimpse of unmistakable burlap fabric texture:

photo detail showing burlap under and between concealing potatoes

I’ll wind this up with a nice side-by-side of the two photos, something no other researcher appears to have done:

Dorothy Sommers buried in spuds at the Cal-Pacific Expo in 1935-1936

And there you have it. The woman in the wildly-viral “naked Miss Idaho Potato 1935” meme photo is not naked, and not Miss Idaho, but she was the eye candy at a potato publicity event in 1935. As my grandfather used to say, “How about that?”

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September 8th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Watching A Dick Spaff Inside Her

Yesterday on Mastodon, a question from Girl On The Net crossed my feed:

“Remember [when a British TV channel] once broke boundaries by putting a camera inside someone’s cervix so we could watch a dick spaff inside her during sex?”

Of course I’m not in a position to remember, since I’m from the colonies and thus never had the pleasure of watching late night TV in the UK. And anyway, as GOTN went on to point out, this sort of thing is its own entire porn genre now. Tiny cameras have gotten even tinier, better, and cheaper since (it turns out) 2006, when Episode 1 of A Girl’s Guide To 21st Century Sex first aired on UK Channel 5. As aired, the episode included a short segment about the missionary position, with internal footage that meets the description. If you don’t want to download a two minute clip, this eleven second clip with internal creampie shot should convey the general ejaculatory flavor:

In case some future malfunction breaks these videos, here’s a curatorial screenshot:

internal shot of spurting cum

Remember this was on broadcast television!

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September 7th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

“How Was Your Honeymoon?”

It’s an old joke, but still funny.

Upon returning from a lengthy honeymoon trip, a young bride’s mother asks her “How was your honeymoon, dear? Did you see a lot of interesting scenery?”

To which the new wife replies “Well, Mother, I can’t really describe the scenery. In hotels by day and on trains by night, in the three weeks we were gone, the only scenery I got to see was the flowers on the ceiling.”

Versions of this joke go back to at least 1913, per Gershon Legman’s book The Rationale of the Dirty Joke.

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September 5th, 2024 -- by Bacchus

Cum On Their Faces

Can you even call it a porno these days if there isn’t a facial cumshot? Yeah, rhetorical question. But jizzing on three pretty faces at the same time? That still brings novelty to the scene. It also doesn’t hurt that they look a little bit like cum-hungry baby birds waiting to be fed:

three smiling pornstars waiting for cum to squirt onto their faces

waiting for hot sticky faces

From Kings Of Miami: The Penthouse at Collective Corruption.

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