I did not watch the Thanksgiving parade on television yesterday, but I understand that a musical drama performance that was part of the broadcast included a same-sex kiss that has begun to erode the fabric of our society. Or, at least, that’s what the noise factories of conservative twitter and cable news would have us believe.

To my way of thinking, that makes today a good day to feature this same-sex kiss from the recent Everything Butt / Kink Unlimited shoot titled Holed Up: London River Anally Trains Her Whiny Protege Anna De Ville:

But you know what? I’m not convinced that kiss is quite socially destructive enough, so I am going to publish another one from the same shoot! Here’s Anna kissing London’s big black lady-cock. Burn, society, burn!

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Doing the vacuuming sucks. Right? But it does have its perks, as Brooke Wylde discovers in this Tits Sucked shoot from Pornstar Platinum, available via Kink Unlimited:

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There’s a Pornstar Platinum shoot available through Kink Unlimited called Ava Divine Disciplines Rob Piper’s Cock and from one of the promo photos, you might think it was light-dominatrix stuff:

But petting his penis through his pants with that riding crop is as close to discipline as the shoot ever gets, my friends. The sales copy makes this considerably clearer:

Hi boys, Ava Devine here and I am going to be disciplining Rob Piper’s humongous black cock. You know where I’m gonna start? With that big black cock up my ass! I can’t wait to take that cock in all my holes.

Yeah… no. I’m sure that’s fun and all; indeed, as the video makes clear, it’s rather emphatically a hoot for all parties involved. But what it might have to do with “discipline” is distinctly unclear. Call me a joy-killing linguistic pedant if you must, but this is porn-labeling gone seriously haywire. There’s pussy fucking and ass fucking and deep throating and all kinds of good clean dirty fun, but of discipline, there is not one iota to be seen. Friends, she lets that man do whatever he wants, and he wants to do every inch as much as you would! (Plus, let us be honest, a few inches even more, unless you have been extremely well-treated by fortune and nature. They don’t hire these performers at random.) No. Of spectacular sex there is plenty; of discipline, there is none.

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Some days, the snark builds up inside me until it threatens to blow off the top of my head. Today must be one of those days. When I caught a glimpse of a few photos from a perfectly normal Carmen Rivera femdom shoot being marketed via Kink Unlimited, my first thought upon seeing the paunchy bewhiskered white guy in chains was “Hey, look! They caught a senator!” And I did not feel at all badly that they had, either:

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There’s an old ironic joke that goes “I haven’t had sex in so long, I forget who gets tied up.” This most recent scene from Sex And Submission reminded me of that joke, because even though Raven Hart is the one with the tied wrists and Tommy Pistol is theoretically the dominant who ties her up and fucks her, you can’t hardly tell from these photos, in which she basically rides him down and devours him:

It’s a pretty amazing scene, and I’m pleased to see that even though Kink is no longer shooting at the Armory in San Francisco, they are still shooting fresh stuff that isn’t afraid to bend their own rules and formulas a little when the performer chemistry wobbles away from the standard script. In case you haven’t been tracking how the Kink porn products work these days, all of their channels (their former sites like Sex And Submission) are now part of their one-monthly-price Kink Unlimited product, which also includes an enormous number of promotional shoots and channels from other kinky porn companies with whom they have cross-marketing deals. The result is that you get a ridiculous amount when you join; they are calling it “over fifty channels”, and though it’s tough to get a precise count, that seems about right.

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So, just another sunny day in Barcelona, walking your slave on a leash. Why would you stop to buy her an ice cream cone? How is she going to eat it?

Oh.

To me the funniest part of this whole scene is the detail from one of the pictures — blown up here for you — showing the look of outrage on the face of the dude who sold the ice cream when he sees WTF they just did with it:

Photos are from a recent shoot in Barcelona for Public Disgrace, which is now one of the channels included in Kink Unlimited, the product where you get all of Kink.com’s sites (now called “channels”) for one monthly subscription price. (As it happens they are currently having a 20th-anniversary sale; their first site (Hogtied.com) opened back in 1997.)

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At the Final BDSM Orgy Party in the Upper Floor event space in Kink.com’s erstwhile Armory studios, apparently one of the entertainments was a cup of ink pens and a bare woman for attendees to use as their artistic canvas. It’s just like crayoning on the butcher paper at a barbecue restaurant, only much more fun!

Although The Upper Floor is no longer a going thing, all the shoots that ever appeared in that channel are still available as part of a Kink Unlimited subscription.

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